Unhand Piermont!

Friday, November 13, 2026

The Galloping Garmento: "Cooking With Flash-Paper".

Thursday, November 12, 2026

My Garmento!

My Garmento!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng

Oooh, So Bruce Is Under Siege
Under Siege
Right Or Wrong I Know He’s Still
My Garmento

Oooh, Here’s Kevin Timoney
Timoney
You Know That He’s The
Next-One-In-Line-Garmento

We’re The PDC
You And Me
Not Fair He Resigned
So What If He Cheats
With His Sheets
He’s My Wunderkind
My, My, My, Yi, Yi - Wooh!
Muh - Muh - Muh - My Garmento

People Say We’re Sucking Up
Sucking Up
Posting It To Facebook With
Lies, Garmento

Mimeo The Printed Page
Printed Page
Propaganda Meant To
Revise, Garmento

We’re The PDC
All Us Three
Not Fair You Resigned
So What If You Cheat
With Your Sheets
You’re Our Wunderkind
My, My, My, Yi, Yi - Wooh!
Muh - Muh - Muh - My Garmento
Muh - Muh - Muh - My Garmento

[Instrumental Break]

Bolting To The Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore
What We Gonna Do When You’re
Gone, Garmento?

Was It Just Your Cover Bet
Cover Bet
By Making Mimbo Kevin Your
Pawn, Garmento?

Save The PDC
Your Decree
Now Your Fix Is In
Once More Play The Game
All The Same
‘Cause You Pulled The Pin
My, My, My, Yi, Yi, - Wooh!

Muh – Muh – Muh –
Muh – Muh – Muh – Muh –
Muh – Muh – Muh - Muh
My, My, My, Yi, Yi - Wooh!

Muh – Muh – Muh - My Garmento
Muh – Muh – Muh - My Garmento
Muh – Muh – Muh - My Garmento
Muh – Muh – Muh - My Garmento

[Instrumental]

Ooooooh, Ohh, My Garmento!
Ooooooh, Ohh, My Garmento!
Ooooooh, Ohh, My Garmento!

Wednesday, November 11, 2026

"Don't Let 'Em In" - Piermont Ex-Mayor Bruce Tucker.

DON’T LET ‘EM IN
The Song Of Garmento Ex-Mayor Bruce Tucker
Piermont, New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re61B8sKQWk

Someone Knocking At The Door
Somebody Ringing The Bell
Someone’s Knocking At The Door
Somebody’s Ringing The Bell
Do Me A Favor
Shutter The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Ooh, Yeah]

Someone’s Knocking At The Door
Somebody’s Ringing The Bell
Someone’s Knocking At The Door
Somebody’s Ringing The Bell
Do Me A Favor
Board Up The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Yeah-ah-ah - Don’t Let ‘Em In]

[Instrumental, with fife and drums]

Tom DiNapoli
D.E.C.
State Comptroller
S & P
Nathan Mitchell
Latin Kings
Shutter The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Oh, Yeah]

[Full verse instrumental, with horns]

Justice Greenwald
Robert Zitt
Folks At Moody’s
Time To Quit
Brian Condon
Save My Skin
Shutter The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Oh, Yeah]

Someone Knocking At The Door [Oooh]
Somebody Ringing The Bell [Oooh-oooh]
Someone Knocking At The Door [Oooh-oooh]
Somebody Ringing The Bell [Oooh-oooh]
Do Me A Favor [Oooh]
Board Up The Door [Oooh-oooh]
Don’t Let ‘Em In [Oooh-oooh]
Ooh, Yeah, Yeah [Oooh-oooh]
Don’t Let ‘Em In Now [Oooh-oooh]

[Instrumental, with kazoo vocal and drums]

All Eliz’Beth
State A.G.
Rockland D.A.
D & B – [Oooh - oooh!]
All My Hard Drives
Dump The Bin
Shutter The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Oh, Yeah, Yeah]

Someone’s Knocking At The Door
Somebody Ringing The Bell
Someone’s Knocking At The Door
Somebody Ringing The Bell
Do Me A Favor
Deadbolt The Door
Don’t Let ‘Em In
[Yeah, Yeah, Yeah]
[Yeah, Yeah]

[Instrumental, with vocal and drums]