“The Night They Drove
Garmento Down”
Michael Wright Is My Name
And
I Glommed On Garmento’s Train
Comptroller’s
Auditors Came
And
They Turned Piermont’s Sun To Rain
By
The Winter Of ‘24
They
Stormed In Here – Pushed Bruce Out Of The Door
They
Didn’t Listen To Anyone Rant
Guess
I’ll Just Be Another Mayor’s Sycophant
It
Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And
All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The
Night – They Drove Garmento Down
And
Tom DiNapoli’s Singin’:
Na,
Na Na
Na Na
Na
Na Na,
Na Na
Na
Na, Na Na Na Na
Back
With My Gang The PDC
When
One Day They Called To Me
Diggler,
We’ll Foresee
They’ll
Make Our Bruce Take A Plea
Now
I Don’t Mind The Door-to-Door
In
A Flood Zone, While The Rain Makes It Pour
They
Take Bruce Away From This Soaking Mess
What’s
To Stop Them From Comin’ Back
To
Indict The Rest?
It
Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And
All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The
Night – They Drove Garmento Down
And
Daniel Spitzer Be Singin’, He Goes:
Na,
Na Na
Na
Na Na
Na
Na, Na Na
Na
Na, Na Na Na Na
With
The Planning Board Buy-In
They
All Strafed The Land
And
With The Flooded Dolt Chime-In
We’re
Now A Bar Of Sand
Bruce Was 69 – And Rolled The Dice
Once
He Offered Cotton Sheets At Low Price
I
Swear By The Swamp Below My Feet
You
Can’t Raise Garmento Up
Once
He’s Sold Fake Sheets
It
Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And
All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The
Night – They Drove Garmento Down
The
Village Yorg She’ll Be Singin’, She Goes:
Na,
Na Na
Na
Na Na
Na
Na, Na Na
Na
Na, Na Na Na Na
Michael Wright Is My Name
And I Glommed On Garmento’s Train
Comptroller’s Auditors Came
And They Turned Piermont’s Sun To Rain
By The Winter Of ‘24
They Stormed In Here – Pushed Bruce Out Of The Door
They Didn’t Listen To Anyone Rant
Guess I’ll Just Be Another Mayor’s Sycophant
It Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The Night – They Drove Garmento Down
And Tom DiNapoli’s Singin’:
Na, Na Na
Na Na Na
Na Na, Na Na
Na Na, Na Na Na Na
Back With My Gang The PDC
When One Day They Called To Me
Diggler, We’ll Foresee
They’ll Make Our Bruce Take A Plea
Now I Don’t Mind The Door-to-Door
In A Flood Zone, While The Rain Makes It Pour
They Take Bruce Away From This Soaking Mess
What’s To Stop Them From Comin’ Back
To Indict The Rest?
It Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The Night – They Drove Garmento Down
And Daniel Spitzer Be Singin’, He Goes:
Na, Na Na
Na Na Na
Na Na, Na Na
Na Na, Na Na Na Na
With The Planning Board Buy-In
They All Strafed The Land
And With The Flooded Dolt Chime-In
We’re Now A Bar Of Sand
Bruce Was 69 – And Rolled The Dice
Once He Offered Cotton Sheets At Low Price
I Swear By The Swamp Below My Feet
You Can’t Raise Garmento Up
Once He’s Sold Fake Sheets
It Was The Night - They Drove Garmento Down
And All Our Cells Were Pingin’
The Night – They Drove Garmento Down
The Village Yorg She’ll Be Singin’, She Goes:
Na, Na Na
Na Na Na
Na Na, Na Na
Na Na, Na Na Na Na
