EXCISION 2026: Metzler Beats Dennis Hardy For PDC.

The previously-noted auguries were correct, to the extent that a few contemptible candidates once again slipped through the dysfunctional Piermont electorate last night. Yet Unhand Piermont! plays the long game. The fact of the matter is, since April of 2024, a whole batch of undesirables have been separated from Piermont government. You will find the names and faces of that pantheon of losers, below.

Most importantly, witness the excision of one Dennis Hardy - a former Piermont Mayor for a reason. His mayoral reign was abysmal. At least the Piermont electorate remembered that. And last night, ex-Mayor Dennis Hardy couldn’t even get elected back on the low-level Piermont Democratic Committee (PDC) to do the grunt work that Marthe Schulwolf obnoxiously assured us only women ever want to do.

Unhand Piermont! is happy to add ex-Mayor and HVAC luminary Dennis Hardy to the Unhand Piermont! Excision Scoreboard: