Is there more to life than merely serving as caddy to Richard Owen Burns alias "Rob Burns" alias "Dick Burns" on the Village of Piermont Board of Trustees? Now that Dick Burns quit that Board in disgrace - ask his inscrutable valet and Piermont Village Distrustee residuum Michael Emerson Wright alias "Michael Andrews" alias "Mister Wrong", the self-same question.
On the sheet of paper printed immediately below, you will find a list of the number of known instances that Piermont, New York Distrustee Michael Emerson Wright alias "Mike Andrews" has spoken publicly in demonstrative and unwavering opposition to the heinous 447-77 Piermont Avenue real estate development project and the wrongheaded Piermont CBM Zone, each threatening to trash the Village of Piermont permanently:
Then again, there's probably a function in life for everybody. Maybe Dick Burns needs someone to do his weeding for him in the Piermont Community Garden, now that Dick Burns has so much more time on his hands.
