“THE WRECK OF THE GARMENTO MAYOR”.
THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM LENAPE ON DOWN - OF THE BIG FAKE – A MAYOR NAMED TUCKER
WITH PIERMONT HIS LAIR – ALL HIS SCHEMES WERE LAID
BARE - WHILE HE LAUGHED AT THE TAXPAYER SUCKERS
WITH A LOAD OF FAUX SHEETS, ONCE HE TOOK TO
THE STREETS - ‘TIL THE JOURNAL EXPOSED HIS FAKE THREAD-COUNTS
TO LIZ’BETH HE BAILED, ‘TIL HIS BARBECUE FAILED - SO HE SOLD GANGLAND DRINKS AT DEEP DISCOUNTS
ELECTED HE WAS, BUT IT CAUSED LITTLE BUZZ - SINCE THE FOLKS IN THE VILLAGE WERE SLEEPIN’
HE TOOK THE LOW ROUTE, AND HE SOLD THEM ALL OUT - WHILE THE BUILDERS FROM JERSEY CAME CREEPIN’
THOSE MINDLESS CYBORGS - THEY USED THEIR VILLAGE
YORG - JUST TO SWEAR SHE HAD MAILED TO THE COUNTY
THE COUNTY SAID “NO” – MADE THE LAWSUIT A “GO” - WITH THE FATE OF THE VILLAGE THEIR BOUNTY
CONSTRUCTION AND PLANKS BUILT ON GASOLINE TANKS - ‘TIL THEY MADE THE TRIP UP TO NEW CITY
WITH PAPERS HALF-COCKED, THE GOOD JUDGE CLEANED
THEIR CLOCK - TO THE GOOMBAHS HE SHOWED ZERO PITY
WITH EIGHT HUNDRED “K”, TUCKER FINANCED HIS PLAY - HE TOOK THEM NEAR TEN MILLION UNDER
BUT KNOCKS ON THE DOOR, THE COMPTROLLER WAS SORE - ‘TWAS AN AUDIT TO STOP BRUCE’S PLUNDER
FOR RISK THEY DID SEARCH, LEAVING BRUCE IN THE LURCH - ‘TIL THEY MADE THEIR RETURN TO THE VILLAGE
A D.A. THAT STINGS, WITH THE FEDS IN THE WINGS - ALL DETERMINED TO ROOT BRUCE’S PILLAGE
HE WON’T TAKE THE DIVE, NO, HE’LL ALWAYS TAKE FIVE - AND HE THINKS THEY ALL THINK HE’S A PLAYER
BUT LATE IN SOME NIGHT THE COMPTROLLER WILL BITE - IN THE WRECK OF THE GARMENTO MAYOR
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GARMENTOS ALL GO - WHEN THEY’VE OUTLIVED THEIR USEFUL EXISTENCE?
WITH BRUCE VOTED-IN, HE WIPED GREASE OFF HIS CHIN - ‘TIL HE MET WITH THE LOCALS’ RESISTANCE
A CRUMBLING PIER AND THE NEW YEAR IS HERE - WHILE THOSE SYCOPHANTS LIVE IN DELUSION
WITH NOWHERE TO BE, THEY ALL PLAY P.D.C. - THEN THEY BUILD UP ON STILTS IN CONFUSION
HE MIGHT HAVE DONE GOOD BUT HE TURNED JERSEY HOOD - HE THOUGHT OF HIMSELF A CONTENDER
A WANT OF A STAMP MADE HIM TAKE THAT OFF-RAMP - OR, A WANT OF A “RETURN TO SENDER”
THE CLOCK WINDING DOWN, MAYOR SENDS UP HIS CLOWN - OUTSIDE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
HIS TIMBO GETS CURSED, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE - ‘LEAST THEY DIDN’T ELECT DENNIS HARDY!!!:
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A RECENT ANOINT, HE’LL BE RUNNING THAT JOINT - AS THE WRECK OF THE GARMENTO MAYOR
THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM LENAPE ON DOWN - OF THE BIG FAKE – A MAYOR NAMED TUCKER
WITH PIERMONT HIS LAIR – ALL HIS SCHEMES WERE LAID
BARE - WHILE HE LAUGHED AT YOU TAXPAYER SUCKERS
