Thursday, October 2, 2025

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – Thursday, October 2, 2025: Piermont NY Mayoral Candidate Kevin Timoney Gets The BIG CHICKEN From "Unhand Piermont!".


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – Thursday, October 2, 2025
Contact: Unhand Piermont!, 1-212-410-5722
 
PIERMONT MAYORAL CANDIDATE KEVIN TIMONEY GETS THE BIG CHICKEN FROM “UNHAND PIERMONT!”
QRNewswire/Piermont, NY (Rockland County):
 
Responding to the cowardly refusal of Piermont, New York Mayoral Candidate Kevin Timoney to debate his opponent Nate Mitchell two weeks before the election, environmental advocate “Unhand Piermont!” has awarded Timoney the coveted Big Chicken.
 
Said John J. Tormey III, Esq., founder of “Unhand Piermont!”:
 
Kevin Timoney has once again set the disgraceful benchmark of a fully-opaque Piermont mayoral campaign. Timoney is already avowed as openly hostile to New York’s Freedom of Information Laws and transparency of government:
https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/09/bruce-tucker-20-meet-next-great.html

Timoney now cowers in the face of real questions from the real residents of Piermont. He instead chooses to 'participate' in a fake pre-scripted charade of an interview, set-up for moderation’ by sycophantic vulture-esque Piermont political hacks that have already propped him up in warped fealty to Timoney’s political mentor, failed exiting Garmento Mayor Bruce Tucker.



“Bruce Tucker was the worst mayor that Piermont ever had.
Tucker almost destroyed the Village, using a cryptic puzzle-palace government that spent most of its waking hours finding ways to prevent otherwise-requisite disclosures to Piermont’s 2,500 residents. Bruce Tucker now seeks to leave Piermont with his hand-picked successor, in the form of Kevin Timoney, a timorous Tucker-successor-in-opacity who lauds a stuffed rabbit as his comfort animal:
https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/09/piermonts-kevin-timoney-dont-ask-about.html
“The fact of the matter is, Kevin Timoney is simply terrified of answering the hard questions that face both Piermont mayoral candidates in this election cycle:
https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-cross-examination-of-bunny-boy.html
Timoney is even afraid to have his mayoral opponent present’ when he is asked questions by residents. 
For these compelling reasons, Kevin Timoney has distinguished himself as the pusillanimous choice, and deservedly earns 2025’s Big Chicken from 'Unhand Piermont!'.
 
“Congratulations to both Kevin Timoney and Nate Mitchell for making it such a close call this year.”
 
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