As probably the best indication of how Kevin Timoney would handle any pressure of being Piermont Mayor if God forbid he were ever elected as such, here is how Timoney crashed and burned his “closing” statement at the Piermont mayoral “debate” of October 9, 2025:
KEVIN TIMONEY
… And… because… um[sic]… leadership starts with listening… [cough, cough]… it’s about direction.
We can’t… we can choose to be thoughtful… we [EEYAH!!… excuse me…] we can choose thoughtful development… that pro…[unintelligible]… that… projects that… protects Piermont’s charm while straightening its future. We can grow responsibly and manage our finances wisely and make decisions based on facts, not fear. My focus is on results of safer streets, smarter zoning, and responsible budgets, and a government that works for you… not against you. We deserve leaderships[sic]… that’s not a jo…[unintelligible]… that… that’s not just president[sic] for the fights but prepared to fix them. And that’s me. On Election Day, I hope I’ve earned your trust, your vote, and to lead Piermont into the next chapter. Thank you.
[Emphasis supplied].
You can find this gem and all other of Kevin Timoney’s many gaffes and malapropisms uttered during the Piermont mayoral “debate”, at this youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Jn311x9j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Jn311x9j0
Somewhere, in Heaven, Norm Crosby is laughing like a hyena.
