Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Piermont Mayoral Candidate Kevin Timoney STILL Wants Your College-Age Kids As "Interns". STOP Him.


When the going gets tough, the weird turn creepier.

Given that but a short 15 years ago, Piermont Village government’s failure to monitor the Piermont Fire Department led to a 16-year-old boy tied to a chair by three other firefighters and thereupon sexually-abused, in turn leading to criminal charges and massive civil liability not to mention inexcusable severe psychological damage to the victim and desecration of the Village’s reputation:

... just how smart do you think it would be for Kevin “TIMBO” Timoney to bring in one or more college-age interns to Piermont Village Hall to handle the Village’s work?
Well, guess what? It’s one of Piermont mayoral “candidate” Kevin Timoney’s bright ideas. In fact, it’s a DOMINANT one. Moreover, this newly-discovered tasteless and infantile video linked below, and its accompanying Transcript, establish that Kevin Timoney has been hatching this plan of Piermont intern-capture since as early as June 20, 2025:

What about you? Were you yourself weirded-out like I was by Kevin Timoney’s detached abstracted “campaign” literature?... By his bizarre social media post where he brandished a stuffed rabbit?:

How about the narcissistic campaign image that Kevin Timoney posted of himself running through Piermont without his shirt on and with his tongue flapping out like Gene Simmons or Miley Cyrus?:


Well it’s all about to get even creepier than that. Read the below Transcripts, taken from videos dated about four months apart from each other.

Kevin Timoney is in it for the interns. At this point, Kevin Timoney has been ruminating and obsessing on an intern-grab plan for four months or more. All in pursuit of Kevin Timoney’s arcane fixation on “growth”.


In the below Transcript of a June 20, 2025 group video, you may recognize the name of the interviewer - Kevin Timoney’s good friend. It’s “Richard Skipper” - the Carol Channing impersonator. Good luck with that line of work, “Richard”:

Richard Skipper Celebrates Ethics In Our Work.m4a
June 20, 2025
 
…RICHARD SKIPPER
[ 00:31:06 ] Well, I’ve got a question that I want to ask you, and this was based on something that was said that [“Meet The Candidates” night in Piermont].
 
KEVIN TIMONEY
[ 00:31:11 ] Yeah.
 
RICHARD SKIPPER
[ 00:31:12 ] And, you know, as someone who’s running for public office, how do you ensure transparency?... and ethical accountability while also motivating people to believe that you are the change that is needed in Piermont?
 
KEVIN TIMONEY
[ 00:31:31 ] Great question. And I think one of the easiest things that I’ve thought of is really, I mean[sic], get a college intern from St. Thomas Aquinas or Dominican College, which is right down the street from where we live. But they’re smarter than us. Get them to create a website that’s actually…
[ 00:31:48 ] easily[sic] to use and where you can ask questions you can… um[sic]… go in and just ask questions and I can do like[sic]… a Tuesday like[sic]… Fireside Chat where I answer questions right there online kind of similar to like[sic]… a podcast or something like that where I will talk to the people um[sic]… I don’t believe that we’re all going to always agree but we should be able to disagree in a respectful way and talk about these without having witch-hunts. And it’s been crazy here….

And here... from the Transcript of the October 9, 2025 Piermont mayoral “debate” that followed, almost four months later:
 
DORIA HILLSMAN
… [B]eyond architecture and environmental issues, is there anything else you feel threatens the character of the village?…
 
KEVIN TIMONEY
Thank you. I think… the threat… I would say is that we aren’t really promoting our small businesses as much as I… as I would like... um[sic]… We do have a downtown that does have… a lot of restaurants that we all know, but it does have a beautiful number of shops, and there are also spaces… um[sic]… This is a destination for people to come to. We need to make sure that our stores are getting… um[sic]… [pause]… a social presence. If that is getting[sic]… you know, one of my ideas that I’ve had is trying to get interns… um[sic]… from STAQ or Dominican here to help with… um[sic]… the Village Hall staff with the burden of work, or having them do social media presence for us, so… people realize that, you know, there’s Valentina’s Hair Salon, there’s Presence of Piermont, there’s women’s closing[sic] stores, we have ice cream. I want people to know that this is a thriving community, and we have a lot of character, so I think helping these local businesses… is very important.
[Emphasis supplied]. 
 
The Video:

Sure, we may “have ice cream”. But if Kevin Timoney offers you or anyone in your family a cone, I’d decline.

And again, query - would you want your college-age children helping Jennifer DeYorgi Maher affix postage to envelopes and then mailing them out at the post office? Or, saying that they did?

Would you want your college-age children caught up in a New City litigation, or a Bruce Tucker-esque New York State Comptroller audit - even as a witness?
 
For that matter, would you want your college-age children learning to speak word-salad and fake answers on the fly while on the job just like Kevin Timoney?
 
I didn’t think so.
 
Moreover, why don’t the spirit and principles of American ingenuity and capitalism generally, mean that the businesses need to do their own damn social media promotion for themselves? Why would that even be government’s function? Because after all, you already know that if digital luminaries like Bruce Tucker and Michael Wright tried to do social media promotion for Piermont businesses, those business would all go bankrupt in the same hurry. 

For that matter, why should Kevin Timoney be allowed to make presumably unpaid interns slave away for free, while full-time workers in Piermont Village Hall cash-in with salary, pension, and benefits? Why should the interns be doing the jobs that professional government workers within Village Hall are already collecting lots of Piermont tax dollars to do? The whole concept is insulting and disconnected from commercial reality.
 
And besides, the last time I can remember an administration led by a mendacious registered Democrat using interns to ease the workplace tension, it didn’t go so well, did it?

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