Nate Mitchell beat Kevin “Chicken” Timoney (pictured above) in the Piermont
mayoral election on November 4, 2025. Kevin Timoney apparently went into a
fully-humiliated hiding since, particularly after the Chicken made the recidivist mistake
throughout his “campaign” of repeatedly calling his opponent Mitchell “unethical”
while otherwise disparaging Mitchell’s competence and character.
Well, here we are, now 9 days later.
Kevin Timoney’s greasy guru is failed exiting current Piermont Mayor Bruce Tucker. Bruce Tucker propped-up Timoney as Tucker’s own personal straw-man for this election. Why? To serve Tucker’s own devices. Tucker used Timoney to try to block Tucker’s own political enemy Nate Mitchell at all costs.
Yet Mitchell won. Timoney and Tucker lost. So, after 9 days, Tucker just made a de facto scripted concession speech of Tucker’s own last night, which Tucker then posted as text to the Village of Piermont’s Facebook page today:
https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/11/news-of-piermont-greasy-garmento.html
Strangely enough, this means that Tucker actually beat Timoney to it, after both of these small-time political hacks first indulged in 9 days of radio silence together.
Well, here we are, now 9 days later.
Kevin Timoney’s greasy guru is failed exiting current Piermont Mayor Bruce Tucker. Bruce Tucker propped-up Timoney as Tucker’s own personal straw-man for this election. Why? To serve Tucker’s own devices. Tucker used Timoney to try to block Tucker’s own political enemy Nate Mitchell at all costs.
Yet Mitchell won. Timoney and Tucker lost. So, after 9 days, Tucker just made a de facto scripted concession speech of Tucker’s own last night, which Tucker then posted as text to the Village of Piermont’s Facebook page today:
https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/11/news-of-piermont-greasy-garmento.html
Strangely enough, this means that Tucker actually beat Timoney to it, after both of these small-time political hacks first indulged in 9 days of radio silence together.
Kevin Timoney’s refusal to give Nate Mitchell and the Piermont electorate the courtesy of a concession speech is particularly striking, given that it was Timoney and not Tucker who actually lost to Mitchell. Even when Hillary and Podesta chickened-out on their supporters and the country at large on election night of 2016, Hillary still recovered by the next day:
Kevin Timoney, on the other hand, instead chose 9 days of narcolepsy after his defeat.
Now though, this just in - as an “Unhand Piermont!” EXCLUSIVE, this Blog is proud to present Piermont mayoral losing candidate Kevin Timoney’s OWN concession speech, verbatim and in full!:
Now though, this just in - as an “Unhand Piermont!” EXCLUSIVE, this Blog is proud to present Piermont mayoral losing candidate Kevin Timoney’s OWN concession speech, verbatim and in full!:

