Monday, November 3, 2025

TIMBO’s Piermont Over-Development Pleasure Paradise: “But We Have ICE CREAM!”.

https://unhandpiermont.blogspot.com/2025/10/piermont-mayoral-candidate-kevin.html
DORIA HILLSMAN
… [B]eyond architecture and environmental issues, is there anything else you feel threatens the character of the village?…
 
KEVIN TIMONEY
Thank you. I think… the threat… I would say is that we aren’t really promoting our small businesses as much as I… as I would like... um[sic]… We do have a downtown that does have… a lot of restaurants that we all know, but it does have a beautiful number of shops, and there are also spaces… um[sic]… This is a destination for people to come to. We need to make sure that our stores are getting… um[sic]… [pause]… a social presence. If that is getting[sic]… you know, one of my ideas that I’ve had is trying to get interns… um[sic]… from STAQ or Dominican here to help with… um[sic]… the Village Hall staff with the burden of work, or having them do social media presence for us, so… people realize that, you know, there’s Valentina’s Hair Salon, there’s Presence of Piermont, there’s women’s closing[sic] stores - We Have Ice Cream!... I want people to know that this is a thriving community, and we have a lot of character, so I think helping these local businesses… is very important.
[Emphasis supplied].
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